THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
if I DON'T forward this stupid email.

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward this
stupid e-mail.

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
to more than 50 people who are obviously as gullible as me.

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-
mail to 10 people.

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER-
NEVER.

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people who are as gullible as I am.

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is
now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR
STUPID POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B(or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them
to charge us 5 cents for every stupid e-mail we send.

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately
after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail
address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
Christ. If God wants to send me a message, The bushes in my yard
will burn and a loud voice will tell me to pick up a keyboard and
pass it on. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before
the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next
three months and all of your hair will fall out! Just Kidding... THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ... latest chic wedding collections at affordable price

1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists
if I DON'T forward this stupid email.

2. I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward this
stupid e-mail.

3. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

4. Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
to more than 50 people who are obviously as gullible as me.

5. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-
mail to 10 people.

6. I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER-
NEVER.

7. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people who are as gullible as I am.

8. There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is
now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOUR
STUPID POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9. The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B(or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them
to charge us 5 cents for every stupid e-mail we send.

10. There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately
after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

11. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail
address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

12. And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus
Christ. If God wants to send me a message, The bushes in my yard
will burn and a loud voice will tell me to pick up a keyboard and
pass it on. Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before
the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next
three months and all of your hair will fall out! Just Kidding...