boho items to wear for a formal occasion

I don't know about you, but recently I wonder who our bloody vaginas belong to!

If they aren't being grabbed at or vajazzled. Nipped and tucked to be made prettier and tighter. Having mesh put in them, toned, waxed, prodded and poked. Control of hormones and periods being gifted to someone in a white coat to sort out. I mean come on! Anyone have any idea?! boho items to wear for a formal occasion